It's BOD-NAR-CHUK!!!!!

I realize having a macho and rugged sounding Ukranian name like Bodnarchuk can be intimidating to some. Thats why over the years THE MAN has tried to bring me down by sending me mail with my last name spelled incorrectly. Here are a few favorites:

Boonercaur
Bananchuk
Bodnarfalk
Bodmarchan
Bodner
and the list goes on and on.

The best is when I'm at a checkout and as the teller gives me my credit card back she/he says:
"Have a good day Mr. Bod... uh Mr. Bod.... Mr. Bodmrr..mrr...." (teller trails off and looks at the ground)

So now we're straight. No art today,Thank you.

Tyson Bodnarchuk